There is only one 'porpoise' here, and that is to show how one loose cannon is allowed to single out and harass a resident for no reason whatsoever. For this abuse to continue, unquestioned and unchecked by elected officials, precisely illustrates the need for a two-party system where checks and balances are in place.

Porpoises are also called "Sea Hogs", not to be confused with any other hogs, like sidewalk hogs!