Deanne Ebbert

Screeching wEST vIEW  Crossing Guard

 

A screaming crossing guard, was loud as can be,

Had an arse wider than a giant redwood tree.

She lied about people and places and things.

She lied about lies, just to hear herself "sing".

Obnoxious as hell, but still took a prize,

Her best epitaph is still, “here she lies”