Gave out jobs according to plan.
Nepotism was his middle name
Council Chairman, another game.
The political machine was strong as can be
Aided by jobs at "his" Water Authority.
He ran the Borough with an Iron hand
Some claim he had an overactive gland.
Dan should've been scared with a face so red,
He may have expired in an employee's bed.
Westviewginia it's called for a reason
Brothers and sisters were always in season.